The (well-deserved) Chelsea bashing continues…
Two Chelsea fans are walking along, One of them picks up a mirror, looks in it, and says ? Hey, I know that bloke?
The second one picks it up and says ?of course you do, you thick ***** – it?s me!?
Date: March 2003
I’m Arsenal
I notice you are asking members to vote on ?Who are you following most at the moment??
War always concentrates the mind but football and the team you support can play a huge part in your destiny.
In 1914, British and German soldiers on the Western Front played a game of football in No Man?s Land on Xmas Day. Recently, in Afghanistan and Kosovo, matches have been played between locals and liberating forces.
Chelsea FC edition
It’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these. No one more deserving than this crew…
1. Emanuel Petit – Called the Gunners win “lucky”.
2. Marcell Desailly – Said Chelsea would win and Arsenal will get no trophies this year.
3. Peter Osgood – Chelsea has-been calls for injury to Jeffers.
4. Chelsea fans – Throw objects at Henry, again.
5. Chelsea FC – The whole lot of you are wankers.