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Aug 26

Dang, Man City top of the table? Whoda thunk?!

ANYWAY

On that note, it is time forrrrrr

The Week 2 Edition of the Geoffrey D. Wessel UCI Featuring Fozzie Bear! Special Guest Star, Lena Horne! Yayyyyyyyyy!

THE RUNNERS-UP!

* Glenn Roeder (We…er..): Ouch man.

* Sir Alex Ferguson (Manchester United): I don’t care that you won. I just wonder if Sir Bobby’s liquor cabinet survived your outburst.



* Andrew O’Brien (Newcastle United): Yeah, well, you got lucky.

* Wolverhampton Wanderers: Are you Sunderland in disguise?

* Middlesbrough: They say a team can be judged by the company it keeps. Right now it’s Wolverhampton. Oh dear me.

* Lilian Nalis (Leicester City): Hey, least you can take solace in the fact Chelski couldn’t have won it without you. WHAT A TEAM PLAYER!

* Geremi (Chelsea): The ball is the spherical thing, not the long fleshy thing attached to the foot.

* Riccardo Scimeca (Leicester City): Actually he shouldn’t be on here, but own goals and sendings off are automatic qualifiers. Sorry man, rules is rules.

* Whomever produced Leicester’s jerseys: good grief no less than THREE players had their names and numbers coming off their shirts! Whatever happened to standards of quality?!

BUT THE WINNER IS….

* ALAN RODGERS (Leicester City): Forget the critics. Pushing someone over then kicking him is pure ass. Yeah, I watched the game too. I seemed to have a better angle than Rob Styles in fact. Totally deserved red card.

— Geoff

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