I would just like to open this by saying NO, I did NOT put Wolverhampton as a whole for this week, since really they played a pretty good game, and held ManUre to just 1 goal. But there are individuals, oh, yes there are…
The Week 3 Edition of the Geoffrey D. Wessel UCI Award!
THE RUNNERS UP:
* Neil Warnock (Sheffield United): He says he’ll self-impose a higher sentence on himself for being a right arse in 2 high-profile games for the Blades. HE LIKES THE PAIN, YES HE DOES.
* Henri Camara (Wolverhampton): No broadsides of any barns in the Black Country are at risk with him around, ever.
* Shay Given / Alan Shearer (Newcastle United): Well I hope you’re happy; the value of the club tanked in one day and you made history for the other side’s country. Northern Rock Bottom, indeed.
* Bolton Wanderers: Gee, maybe West Ham winning the relegation battle WOULDN’T have been such a bad idea?
* Olof Mellberg (Aston Villa) / Robert Pires (Arsenal): Get a room, you two.
* Carlos Machados (Fox Sports World news reporter): And I quote, “Sol Campbell scoring in his first game back from a red card ban” … oh since when didn’t Sol play against Boro, you moron? And this is sports journalism??
BUT THE WINNER IS…
* Brad Friedel (Blackburn Rovers): When you laugh, the world laughs with you. When you cry, you cry alone. That is, unless you let a late Nicholas Anelka strike roll between your legs to put Manchester City top of the table for the first time in….a long-ass time. Then Bill Buckner cries with you.
— Geoff
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