Unmitigated Crap Index
Because you, the home viewer, demanded it, we bring you the return of the often imitated but never duplicated UCI. Here?s a salute to those who have wet the proverbial bed:
1. Inter Milan ? Riding high after the first three Champs League games, they failed to advance.
2. ESPN ? Don?t be afraid to show more Champions League games.
3. All the coaches who voted Zidane World Player of the Year ? Yeah, he?s good, but did he really have a better year than Thierry Henry?
4. All these smug Chelsea fans ? All of a sudden their team is in the hunt (though they haven?t really won anything yet, have they?) and they come out of the woodwork, talking like their Real Madrid or something. Really starting to dislike these people.
5. Arsenal FC ? I know, I know, but come on, let us bring our banners into Highbury!
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December 15th, 2003 at 6:43 pm
Henry you are the best ” period” and always will be but hey “the Great one” Zidane I say well done. Zidane is great but is the way the process works that Pi@@ me off. If Henry plays for Madrid he would have won it.
Fifa player of the year accolade is as bad as the SPL. We all knew who was going to win it even before the names were put forward.
Since 1997 the player of the year award had not meant anything for England. Italy and Spain will always win it until the voting rights are change. It is are politics.
Not to upset you Yanks but 4 example the Bahama Managers picks Brad Friedel ahead of Oliver Kahn was a big joke and if you read some of the names put forward by other managers it tell you the Fifa player voting rights is a joke simple. Some of the names are not worth even talking about
December 16th, 2003 at 2:53 am
With regards to number 4 on your list, I noticed that your favourite Chelsea fan (Steven Cohen of WSW) has definitely dropped himself in it after gloating about his beloved Blues being top of the league for the last two weeks. Every Gooner has been e-mailing him or phoning him up about how John Terry knocked Chelsea off the top at the weekend:)lol Has anyone else noticed that Chelsea’s central defender has a habit of scoring against his own side?:)lol Remember the one he put past Cudicini in the cup replay against us last season?:)lol All together now…….
WHO PUT THE BALL IN CHELSEA’S NET?
TERRY! TERRY!
WHO PUT THE BALL IN CHELSEA’S NET?
J-O-H-N T-E-R-R-Y!
JOHN TERRY!
JOHN TERRY!
WHO PUT THE BALL IN CHELSEA’S NET?
J-O-H-N T-E-R-R-Y!:)lol
December 16th, 2003 at 9:56 am
First off, hooray for the return of the UCI. But, as far as bringing the flag into the stadium for the game, I think there are mitigating circumstances.
Don’t get me wrong. The flag is boss. If Bruce Springsteen ever gets tired, the flag could fill in. If the flag designed clothes, its name would be Hugo.
But the bad thing about its bossness: it would look fabulous in any rec room - even rec rooms that don’t belong to someone named Rick or Andrew, if you get my drift.
It flew in the directors box, and at the T-Bird. Frank and Danny signed it. We’ve got the photogenic evidence. If it ain’t already, it will soon be in Andrew’s den, safe and sound, and ready for its next assignment.
I’m happy with that.
-G. Rex
December 16th, 2003 at 10:35 am
Does the flag have Lo-jack?
December 16th, 2003 at 11:03 am
Here is the tentative plans for the banner:
I’m hoping to have it at Nevada Smith’s for the Boxing Day game. It will then reside in the bedroom of future Arsenal middie and US National teamer Jack Liebling. In the spring there will be (fingers crossed) an opportunity to have it in three East Coast cities for someone special.
In the future I hope to bring it to Chicago and then we’ll have to get it to the West Coast.
December 16th, 2003 at 1:00 pm
The flag stinks.
Well, it’s cool and all, but it has the “authentic smell of a North London Pub” all over it (i.e. a lot of smoke). I have it sealed in a bag right now. I thought of airing it out, but the London guys said “keep it there for those who live under Mayor Bloomberg’s thumb can think about what it would be like to actually smoke in a bar”
My plans are to get it displayed once in DC at a local watering hole for a game, and then ship it up to NY to start the banner’s nationwide coast to coast tour.
December 17th, 2003 at 12:47 am
Now let’s give the Chelski fans credit: they’re not bandwagon-hopping because they’ve won a ton of titles. They’re bandwagon-hopping because they THINK Chelski’s going to win a ton of titles.
At least we can rest assured knowing they’re living in a fantasy world. Not unlike Trekkies.
— Geoff
December 17th, 2003 at 11:44 pm
Geoff,
What these pathetic blue tossers can’t grasp is that when they last won the league….they did it in BLACK AND WHITE!:)lol
Also their manager at the time was former Arsenal great from the 1930’s…TED DRAKE. So in a nutshell they needed a Gooner to help them lift their only title in 1955:)lol
December 18th, 2003 at 3:25 am
Well, it definitely won’t be a Carling Cup they raise, Aston Villa knocked them out!
A team managed by another former Gooner, at that.
— Geoff
- But we don’t like to think of him that way, oh, no…
December 19th, 2003 at 1:13 am
Hopefully Messrs Voltz (on loan Gooner), Inamoto and Boa Morte (ex-Gooners) can stick the knife in a bit more when Chelski visit Fulham on Saturday. Maybe John Terry will chip in with another own goal as well:)lol