May 11
Little Jennie was in her new class when teacher asked the children what their father’s job was. One was a fireman, one a policeman, one worked in an office etc.
At last it was Jennie’s turn, she seemed shy, but gently persuaded by her teacher she finallly said “my dad’s an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.”
The teacher, a little surprised by what the girl had said, quickly set the other children to work on some painting and took little Jennie aside.
“Is that really true?” she asked. “Well, no” said Jennie blushing, “He plays football for Sp*rs, but I didn’t want the other kids to laugh at me.”
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May 11th, 2004 at 3:36 pm
There was a TV show called “Guess What’s in the Box”. Every week, three contestants would compete to see if they could figure out what was in the box by asking a series of questions to a panel of judges.
This week, the contestants were players from three different Premier League teams. One was from Chelsea, another from ManU, and the third from The Sp*rs. In the box was a moose c*ck.
It was the Chelsea lad’s turn to go first. He asked, “Is it large?” The panel convened briefly and decided, “Yes, it is.”
Next, ManU asked, “Is it edible?” The panel once again held a short meeting and decided “Yes, I suppose it is.”
Lastly, it was the fellow from Sp*rs turn to go. He asked…
“…is it a moose c*ck?”
Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week…
May 11th, 2004 at 9:39 pm
Recently, a few fans got together for a party.
Every few minutes, the conversation was interrupted as the host shouted “GREEN SIDE UP” out the window.
This repeated several times until one of the guests asked, “why do you keep saying Green Side Up?”
The host replied, “Well, I just hired some workers who happen to be sp*rs fans. They’re laying sod…”
May 12th, 2004 at 11:22 am
Sp*rs have exclusively revealed their new home kit for next season - The Cockerel has been retained as part of the badge but the insignia “Audere est facere” has been replaced by the more realistic “nothing is possible”