Arsenal America

In addition to the terrific submissions we get here at Arsenal America Headquarters, we also get a ton of email. Quite frankly we can?t answer it all so we?ve enlisted the services of some of the greats from the game. Please know that these are actual letters, no editing, that I have received.

From: Melina
To: Rick@arsenalamerica.com

Subject: Cause rap video girls is rap video girls

A man was seen on top of a automobhle. Miles is stupid or else you could just quit. This is bad maybe we cauld try for a clear paperback novel or just a yard.

Spin yourself silly then around a neck bone or just a browser you could get a paper cut ya know. Sharing an orbit with God is no small experience TroiIf Kirby thinks they can they mirht just be for a popcorn or a pager. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

So cool now lets try pround a air conditioner ah just forget it.Colleen is around a pasta and popaorn.

Trip over hand then look in a bottle of JD or else you could just quit. Gladys is headin the wrong way ah but thats silly. Thk court decides somewhere near a clear mouse pad.

I hlard you were in a desk

Reply To: Melina
From: Becks@realmadrid.es
CC: VickyBecks@desperatelyclutchingtomylastremainingmomentsoffame.com
Subject: RE: Cause rap video girls is rap video girls

Melina, thanks for writing, I?ve copied Victoria on this as she is the expert when it comes to the music industry.

Reply To: Melina
From: VickyBecks@ desperatelyclutchingtomylastremainingmomentsoffame.com

Subject: RE: RE: Cause rap video girls is rap video girls

Melina,

I applaud your interest in getting involved in the music industry, Girl Power! Thank you for your interest in my career, and regarding your suggestion that I write a novel, well that?s already in the works. I can?t divulge full details, but it?s a mystery novel about a beautiful singer/model/actress/nuclear physicist who?s married to a hunky footballer who has to stop a terrorist threat on the same night she?s picking up her third Academy Award, this time for best director.

You have no idea how right you are regarding ?our orbit,? but David has adjusted well and now he treats me just like a normal wife and mother (though it still is nice to be worshipped once in a while).

Yes, but back to the music industry. I?m assuming Colleen and Gladys are friends of yours who also are aspiring pop stars. My advice to you is to follow my example. I wrote all the lyrics, played all the instruments and choreographed all the videos for the Spice Girls. That?s why my career is still flying high while the other girls are working Karaoke bars in Essex.

Just remember, never give up, Girl Power!