Arsenal America

With apologies to Joey, Dee Dee, and the gang…

I Wanna Be Vic Akers

(Refrain)
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours a day,
I wanna be Vic Akers!
Plenty to do, so here I go, oh
I wanna be Vic Akers!

I’ll coach the Arsenal Ladies, they’ll win the cup this year,
Whisper whisper whisper, into Wenger’s ear,
Pack the team’s equipment, to travel far and near!
Oh no oh oh oh oh

(Refrain)

Just put me on the team bus, get me on the plane,
Hurry hurry hurry, we must win the campaign,
I’ll train and train the players, it shall not be in vain!
Oh no oh oh oh oh

(Refrain)

I wear my shorts on cold days, drumsticks for all to see,
Presenting substitutions to the referee,
It’s when I am most likely, to be seen on TV!
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be Vic Akers,
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be Vic Akers,
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be Vic Akers,
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be Vic Akers!