Cesc = Bunny and Theo is a Lion . . . oh, and we play Sunderland on Saturday

So this has been a week of, well, not so good news.  If you have not already heard Robin Van Persie had ligaments in his ankle ripped while playing for the Netherlands.  What do you think Arsene said when he got that phone call?

I have to imagine that Arsene sounded a bit like this:  Ring Ring (le Phone Ringing) . . . Ello . . . Arsene Wenger here . . . le WHAT? . . . Van Persie ripped le what? . . . Ok . . . here is what we do . . . PAUSE (this is where the Dutch FA are arguing as to how they are going to fix Van Persie, so Arsene doesn’t invite them to the annual Christmas party) . . . Ok, I will let you massage a placenta on his ankle . . . PAUSE (Arsene covers the phone with his hand and says to Pat Rice) . . . what le hell are they talking about? . . . Ok . . . it’s free . . . ok, do it.

He is to undergo radical medical therapy where placenta fluid is used to facilitate faster recovery of deep muscle injuries.  Wait a minute, did they say placenta fluid.  Yes, they did.  So there you have it.  We will see how it works, and hopefully it does.  If he is right, well, I can see a cottage industry pop up, or maybe the right word is slip out . . . Ok, that is just disturbing.

Kieran Gibbs (who is currently the stand in for our injured Gael Clichy) sustained what appeared to be a possible metatarsal injury . . . and we know those can take quite a while to heal.  So you have to wonder, what the heck is the point of a friendly if they aren’t so friendly.   These types of events, which are simply money makers for international teams, only serve one purpose, which is to make money.  Eventually clubs are going to tire of loosing star players, and potentially loosing matches/points/dollars for nonsense friendly matches.  You know it is coming, and at this point, is only a matter of time.

On to other news.  Thierry Henry has used his cunning . . . ahem . . . hand . . . and helped France to the FIFA 2010 Finals.  Controversial is not the right word.  You can’t go on a football related web site without reading about it.  At least Gallas used his head, and finished the move off.

So, this goes back to my point . . . international breaks suck goat placenta.  Forgive my bitterness, but this has to be one of the weirdest breaks in recent memory.

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Right then . . . enough about the bad news.  On to what matters . . . THE ARSENAL!  Eduardo will now be our primary striker.  With Robin out for 6 weeks, and Bedtner just having groin surgery, we will need our little Croatian striker to turn the goal scoring on.  Sunderland will be a tough test, but I believe that his renewed focus with a new contract should help.   Sunderland have beaten Liverpool and drew at Old Trafford with Manchester United.  Our defense will need to be in form, and our offense will need to be firing on all cylinders.

The game kicks off at 10:00AM EDT.  The game is being shown on Setanta Sports.  Make sure to check with your local branch for viewing locations and times.  So, we started off with an international break, and ended up with two injured players.  It could be worse . . . ah, who are we kidding . . . no one is weeping for “that” bunch of cheating $%*&!  So, we head off to the Stadium of Light.  Cheers to our Gunners, and to 3 points!

Don’t forget to support Arsenal’s charity for the 2009/2010 season Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity.  It is a great charity, and one that has the full support of Arsenal America.  Watch the video . . . you won’t be disappointed.

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COME ON YOU GUNNERS!

Arshavin v Sunderland

Sleepy Time AKA International Break

Arsenal Sleeping Bag

Sigh, the international break is upon us.  Pull out your Arsenal sleeping bag, and get ready for a two week nap.  With Arsenal in fine form taking points from those pesky Sp*rs and rabies infested Wolves, the timing of this break is . . . well, less than desirable.   And after hearing that that the entire starting lineup, second team, youth team, academy team, front office, back office, and kit manager will be out on international duty . . . well, we must hope and pray, and do whatever it is that you do, in order for our lads to return unscathed and uninjured.

If I had my way, Cesc, Arshavin, and Van Persie (really the team for that matter) would all be put into individual rooms (I promise, they would be comfortable rooms).  Each room would be climate controlled, and would have all the modern amenities to get them through the next two weeks of solitary confinement.  This way we knew that no one would get injured playing a nonsense game, without any meaning or value . . . say like Theo Walcott getting a run out in a game of absolutely no significance . . . oh wait, they already did that.  I could be hired as the international break safety marshal.  Yea, that’s it.  I would always have plenty of bubble wrap, foam, and pillows to keep our lads safe.

So, Nikky B. looks to be set to have surgery on his groin.  Clichy is still out with a back injury.  There are still others on the mend.  We don’t need to add to that list, which is why I am lobbying heavily for the new International Break Safety Marshall (IBSM . . . which also sounds like a horrible night in the bathroom after eating bad sushi . . . ironic).  With pundits talking about Chelsea winning the league already, I will remind you all that the EPL is not a sprint, rather it is a marathon.  It’s about strategy, training, timing, and sometimes a bit of luck.

We face off against Sunderland at the Stadium of Light on November 21st.  We will need our best team to take 3 points from a very formidable team this season.  Cheers to no injuries, lots of bubble wrap, and a well planned marathon!

One last note.  Our very own Arsenal USA interviewed Mr. Fever Pitch, Nick Hornby just recently.  The interview is great, and touches heavily on the book’s impact with American fans.  Check it out!

COME ON YOU GUNNERS!

Rabies Vaccine . . . Wolves Can Be Dangerous

Arsene Jumping

Greetings all!  What a week it has been.  Arsenal played AZ Alkmaar on Wednesday to a lively 4-1 win.  The lads performed well, and showed why this season is so important for silverware.   With everything to play for, we are in a fantastic position to challenge for multiple honors this season.  We have had no shortage of goals, excitement, shoddy defending, and injuries.  The question is whether or not this is THE season.  It is still early.  My expectations are simple . . . win the games you can win.  The tough games require skill, perseverance . . . and sometimes a little bit of luck.  Mr. Central Defense had some comments after the Alkmaar match that reflected the tone of the team.  Good stuff from our very capable Belgian defender.

Wolverhampton, much like West Ham, are in a dire situation for points.  They know the advantage is with them at their home park, and will most likely use that to their advantage.  Arsenal must do what they can to take the supporters out of the match as quickly as possible.  With Man Ure and Chelski playing on Sunday, it is imperative that we walk away with 3 points on Saturday.  Arsenal America has sent over a large supply of rabies vaccine in order to innoculate those Wolves.  Song will hold them down, and RvP, Cecs, and Arshavin will inject the vaccine.  That’s how you deal with rabid animals . . . or you take them out back and shoot them.  I’m leaning towards the vaccine.

So, make sure to rest your vocal chords on Friday night, prep in the AM with some water and lemon juice . . . and sing and chant your hearts out at 12:15PM EDT!  I have a feeling that it helps . . . actually, I know that it does.

Robin VanPersie sent me a lovely e-mail that said, “please make sure that your lads are singing and chanting . . . it helps.”  So, there you have it.

Make sure to check with your local Branch Managers for viewing times and locations.  Click here for the injury news going into Saturday’s match.

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That was all for now.  Enjoy your Friday and remember to rest your voice as the lads will need to hear you singing and chanting in full chorus

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COME ON YOU GUNNERS!