Now the season is officially over, I suggest we re-channel all our emotional energy to someone who really deserves it. Instead of insulting each other under the guise of healthy debate, let’s make this a dumping ground for all the toxic love we feel for football’s Mr. Greedy/Vomiting/Cheating Scum. Memo from Moscow to Ashley: It’s called karma c***hole! What a bonus: I just loved it, loved it, when John Terry slipped because I knew he would blub like luvvie. As they say in The Big Lebowski, “Strong men also cry… strong men also cry.” Well, cynical f***ers like me also laugh ourselves silly. “Strong men also cry… strong men also cry.”

I was just sitting here reflecting on the season as I prepare a few things for next year, when it sort of hit me that, like NCAA football, a lot of teams came out of this season with something to boast.

However, a lot of teams came out of the season with not much to brag about. So I thought a quick match game would help pass the time…

Check out this picture:

And then the accompanying caption:

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It all turned to custard for Sir Alex Ferguson and Manchester United when Fulham stole a point at Loftus Road on February 28, 2004 in London. The champions now trail Arsenal by nine points with 11 rounds to go.
(Phil Cole / Getty Images)

Karma bites Man Utd. in the arse yet again. They’ve now drawn or lost their last 4 league games. They went down in the CL after Fergie talked (expletive deleted) about FC Porto “buying their league title at the corner shop.” (Um, yeah, and they got the Buy One Get One Free special for the UEFA Cup over Celtic too?) Keane sent off for running over Porto’s keeper, and now our favorite Diving Dutchman gets booked whilst still on the bench, as the title gets ready to go back to Highbury where it belongs.

Yeah, what more can I add to this?

— Geoff