Chelsea Show Their Class
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“You asked for it, no, you demanded it. So here it is, the return of “”Schadenfreude of the Week.”" And who better to kick things off then our good friends, and frequent SotW stars, Chelsea!
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Chelsea cancel Far East tour
LONDON (Reuters) - English premier league club Chelsea have pulled out of their planned pre-season tour to Malaysia and China next week (PROMPTING MANY MALAYSIANS AND CHINESE TO ASK ALOUD, “”WHO ARE CHELSEA?”").
The London club were scheduled to play a Malaysian Select XI in Kuala Lumpur next Wednesday...
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ManU’s Price Fixing Shame!
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“Alex Ferguson was visiting Arsene Wenger at Arsenal’s training ground. Arsene explained that they did not only doing physical training but also mental training. “”Let me explain”" said Arsene as he called Dennis Bergkamp over.
Arsene then asked him: “”If I have a picture of your father’s son, but it’s not your brother…who is it then?”"
“”That would be me”" said Dennis without even having to think about it…
Ferguson is stunned and decides to try it at the next United training session. He calls over...
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“Cheers to Kelvin Meadows for sending this one in…
A bloke on his way home from work in Leeds comes to a dead halt in traffic on Kirkstall Road, and thinks to himself, “”Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing’s moving.”"
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: “”Officer what’s the hold up?”" The officer replies: “”It’s a Manu fan, he’s just so depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal, and been knocked out of...
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“Oh those classy fellas over at Leeds. Apparently the embarrassment and shame, both on and off the pitch, that they have already experienced this year wasn’t enough. Here’s the latest:
Leeds in Boardman race row
Leeds United have become embroiled in another race-relations disaster after hiring “”comedian”" Stan Boardman to entertain at an official club dinner.According to a report in today’s Daily Mirror, Boardman made light of the recent assault trial involving Jonathan Woodgate and Lee Bowyer, quipping: “”I see Woodgate and Bowyer...
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Now Woodgate knows what it’s like to get beat up
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“To get us all in the mood for this weekend, here’s some more Spurs comedy.
A female spurs fan walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant.The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell bum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the scummer assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
“”I’m sorry,”" says the pharmacist, “”we don’t have any.”"
“”But I always get it here,”" she...
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“Manchester United, the world?s biggest club. Don?t tell that to Middlesborough who beat them for the second time in less than two months this past weekend. The first came in the FA Cup Cup at the end of January. Just to give it some perspective, ?Boro are looking UP at Tottenham, so you know they must be pretty far down the table. Of course, we?ve also beaten Man United twice this year (Worthington Cup and EPL), let?s see if we can make it three.”
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“It?s time for another addition of Spursenfreude!
Once again, my comments (IN ALL CAPS)
Why it’s gone so sour for Spurs
By Adrian Curtis
Courtesy of soccernet.com
It is not hard to pinpoint the moment when Tottenham’s season began to go off the rails (KICKOFF OF THEIR OPENING MATCH?). At the time, the away defeat at Charlton on 8 December seemed nothing more than a blip. Now it represents much more than the loss of three points.
Until that 3-1 defeat, Glenn Hoddle’s team had been rampant, their football electric (THEY WERE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME).
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